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Off my tits

Basically extremely intoxicated, blurred vision and beer goggles are all part of the deal.

Ann: God last night was good!
John: ah yeah, was good can't remember much, was with some fat bird I think but it's okay, cus I was off my tits!

by MirreyBirrey May 17, 2010

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off my tits

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

by The Traveller July 28, 2005

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get off my tit

is used to replace the following: leave me alone, quit bugging me about it, anytime you feel you have had enough!

LoserA: When are you going to finish sharpie'ing your skateboard.
LoserB: when i have time
LoserA: When are you going to finish sharpie'ing your skateboard, dude??
LoserB: GET OFF MY TIT.

by LoserB December 13, 2009

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Buzzing Off My Tits

A euphoric state-of-mind which is similar to the effect of drugs. It involves a heightened sense of joy. Can overcome anyone at anytime.

Not to be used in front of family members, because it might sound inappropriate.

Miriam said to Liz: I'm buzzing off my tits!

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I was wigging, but now i'm buzzing off my tits!

by Big Mushrooms April 4, 2011

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getting off my tits

Getting totally drunk

I'm going out tonight and getting off my tits!!

by Jusjay69 December 30, 2016

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Pissed fucked off my hammer tits

To be very drunk. Derived from various English and American slang terms for drunkenness.

Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"

by manfromengland November 8, 2010

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