Oily Pelican

The act of engaging in anal sex with a female, who subsequently defecates upon the erect penis (or object of penetration). This is followed with insertion of said feces covered penis (or object) into the appropriately fishy vagina.

Tony Hayward gave Gov. Bobby Jindal's wife the oily pelican after last week's press conference, then asked President Obama to clean it up.

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