Random
Source Code

Old Sausage Sunshine

The act of crouching over someone that is sleeping with your ass cheeks spread and a turtle poking out. Followed by a loud noise causing the sleeper to thrust their face directly into a shit log.

I woke my wife up with an Old Sausage Sunshine this morning and she got a corn kernel stuck between her teeth.

by gbv.3.0 June 15, 2011

10👍 6👎