oldenburg

a super tiny town nobody knows of unless they've literally been in it, characterized by church spires, german architecture, white catholic german citizens, beer, and Oldenburg Academy

person1: i just drove through oldenburg; it's beautiful

person2: what's an oldenburg?

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Oldenburg Academy

a catholic college prep school of about 200 kids in oldenburg indiana.

1. where the rich parents of batesville send their kids to high school

2. where the catholic parents in southeastern indiana send their kids to high school

3. where the motivated kids in rural indiana go to high school

tim: why are those girls wearing uniforms?
jim: they go to oldenburg academy

tim: i wish my parents had sent me there

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bobbi oldenburg

Short Asian bitch that doesn't like when you have your phone out.

Fuck that bitch Bobbi Oldenburg.

Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener

The Oldenburg and Wiesbaden rivalry has a long tradition between the two cities and stems from the fact that Wiesbadeners are generally much richer and generally more important than Oldenburgers.
Oldenburgers see it the same way and feel tormented

Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener: The biggest house in Oldenburg is the smallest doghouse in Wiesbaden.

Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener: Irgendwo ist die kleinste Yacht eines Wiesbadeners, die größte 400 Meter Yacht eines Oldenburgers.

Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener: Der Oldenburger wird gepeinigt und bespuckt von den Wiesbadenern, denn der Wiesbadener ist immer reich.