Olestra Dribblies

The extreme case of gut wrenching diarrhea, the shards, the squirts, or the trots induced by the consumption of too much of any product made with the fat alternative, Olean. Often has the most impact on individuals eating such foods for the first time that are unaware of the side effects. Severe cases may result in dehydration and a very sore O-Ring.

Nancy ate a whole bag of chips made with olestra last night. She spent the night on the crapper with a bad case of the Olestra Dribblies.

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