olive garden

A cheap italian restaurant chain originating in Florida. Usually occupied by disgruntled managers and apathetic servers. Not a bad place to work. You dont even have to be sober. Majority of food is in soup/salad/breadstick form. The servers must S.I.E. (Suggest, Inform and Endorse) menu items and introduce themselves by name (which is really tacky)

If you can stomach the cheesy greeting, the food should be no problem.

Guest: "Hey boy, bring me some more Parmesan cheese for my salad"
Server: "It's Romano cheese, actually."
Guest: "I didn't come to Olive Garden to be lectured by a waiter. Just grind the cheese boy!"
Server: "YES SIR! How about a refill on that ice tea sir?"
Guest: "Yeah go get my drink and hold the advise."
Server: "Hope you like nutsack in your tea, bitch." says waiter as he walks away.

361👍 110👎

olive garden

for anyone who reads this you should go there and when the waiter asks you if you want cheese on your salad and you say yes ,the waiter will say, "say when" don't say stop

A guy sits down at olive garden.........
waiter: would you cheese on your salad
guy: sure
waiter:say when(starts grating cheese)
guy:......................
guy:................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
waiter:grating cheese

69👍 24👎

olive garden

A respectable resteraunt chain usually located in a parking lot of a shitty mall
where space cadet waiters serve unlimited breadsticks and salad and suburbanites rejoice at chicken parmasean entres.WOOH! "we are goin to olive garden! Get in the mini van!"

Sarah: Yall want to go to olive garden? (time passes)
Natalie: Where's the bread?
Cori: I hope they don't put the cheese on the salad in fron of me
Sarah: I want my fuckin refill of diet coke!
Waiter: Would you like some parmasean cheese with that?
Natalie: NO I WANT MY BREADSTICKS DAMNIT!
Cori: They better have andes mints. That's the reason you come here, well the breadsticks too!

130👍 70👎

olive garden

SidTheSlothsGrandmasExHusband

yeah thats olive garden

5👍 1👎

olive garden

the act of pouring olive oil on your penis, then fucking a vagina, then eating it out.

Dude I took her I olive garden last night

The restaurant

No...

39👍 32👎

olive garden

Excellent Italian restaurants.

I'm moving. I wonder if they have an olive garden over there?

They do!

SWEEEEEET!

38👍 104👎

The Olive Garden

A term used when talking about having sex with an ex girlfriend/boyfriend after you already broke up with them.

Term stems out of the idea that nobody means to go to the Olive Garden, they just end up there.

1)That's the guy that dumped my last year. We are so going to the Olive Garden later.

2)A week after we broke up we went to the Olive Garden.  It was way awkward afterwards.

14👍 1👎