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When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.
Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!
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Olympic Sex is when a male is having sex with a female (any position) and when he is finished (ejaculated) he must put her on her stomach (if she already isn't) and proceed to put her in the Angle Lock forcing her to tap.
Guy 1: I had Olympic Sex with my girl friend last night
Guy 2: AWESOME!!!
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The sex Olympics resets every four years, and revolves around collecting a number of rings that correspond to those of the regular Olympics. to obtain a 'ring', one must perform a particular sex act.
Blue ring: sex in water
Black ring: with a black guy/girl, or anal
Yellow ring: with an asian, or urination during sex
Red ring: during period, or draw blood
Green ring: outdoors
After obtaining all of these, the winner receives fuck all.
"Dude, yesterday I totally got the black ring11111!!! I've completed the sex olympics"
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A sexual challenge where each ring colour represents a different activity:
Blue: Sex in water
Red: Sex on her period
Black: Anal Sex
Green: Sex outside
Yellow: Sex involving urine
Me and the girlfriend wanted to spice up our relationship, so we attempted the olympic rings sex challenge
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