Olympus High

the perennial ruler of Salt Lake City's east side, and arguably the Wasatch Front. named for the towering peak just east of the school

EHS student: Let's go trash Oly's field.
CHS student: Shall I bring the Bingham children along?
EHS student: Nah. No one likes them Bingham kids. We should go trash their field instead.
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Let's go receieve a quality education, excellent extracurricular programs, and a super-attractive student body at Olympus High.

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Olympus High

A school that is made up of: rich bitches, super Mormons, clueless teachers, a heterosexually challenged student body, politically active retards, and jocks with no talent. Very dumb student population overall.

OHS Student: I'm a member of WAMO at Olympus High!

EHS Student: So, we have a redneck Indian teacher, what do you have?

OHS Student: Elton John, Liberace, Paris Hilton, and Karl Rove

EHS Student: Do you go to Brokeback Olympus?

OHS Student: Maybe...

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