Omega Level

1)The absolute highest level of drunktaniousness one can reach before death
2)Drunker than Cooter Brown

"Did you see Fred last night? He threw up on the rug, pissed himself, then got naked and tried to feel up your pet ferret."

"Yeah, he definitely reached omega level."

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omega level

in the Marvel Universe, it's the highest level that a mutant can reach. omega level mutants can manipulate anything & everything around them, like the elements, non-organic things & other minds. they are so powerful, that they can control & harness their powers and use them at an sub-atomic level.

the only true Omega level mutant there is, is Jean Grey aka; Phoenix.
Other mutants that *might* also be at that elite level, are Gambit, Iceman & Jubilee. But for some unknown reason, they have not been able to reach that status.

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Omega level bitch

On the Richter scale of bitches, this is an absolute code red danger zone bitch. Stay a 50 mile radius as her bitchass vibes are lethal and has the potential into turning u into a simp or even a bitchass nigga if u be so unlucky. Stay safe out there soldiers and tune into the news for warnings and evacuation notices regarding the migration of Omega Level Bitches.

steven: u tap that ass last night?
Joe: nah bro, she was an omega level bitch

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