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the gotch

A sexually transmitted disease that has evolved from syphillis, genital herpes, and the "clap."

"I heard she got the gotch, what a slut!"

"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"

"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."

by Paul Haggis, Dan Larsony January 13, 2008

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gotch

Men's underwear

by Billmcm August 26, 2003

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GOTCH

Guy On The couCH

n. That friend that "crashed" on your couch a party a while back and never left it.

"Who is that?"
"Oh him? That's so-in-so, he's been sleeping on the couch for 2 weeks now.
"Oh, you have a gotch too?

by FriendWithAGOTCH December 31, 2010

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gotch

crooked, uneven, or asymmetrical, esp. of the eyes

"I could never tell which direction that gotch-eyed Marty Feldman was looking."

Russia's Captain Count Nicholas Pavlovich Ignatieff was known to have a divided left iris, half of which was blue, the other half brown; tortured prisoners were said to have known he enjoyed inflicting pain and cruelty "by the glitter in his gotch eye."

"Last night we drank ourselves completely gotch-eyed."

by spacklepants January 23, 2008

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Gotch

Short for Gotcha

"I might be a little later than I thought"
"Gotch"

by DillBee January 6, 2021

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Gotch

Gotch a magnificent word with great power, used mostly when surprised

Hayley: "oh my gotch"
Ryan: "do ya like ya surprise sista gurl?"
Hayley "its gotching hilarious, a pig on you HAHAHA"

by Sissygurlie July 23, 2017

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gotched

(verb or adjective)- the act of skeeting on a woman's face, thus claiming her as your own. Literally refers to the act of skeeting, but can be used in claiming a Woman.

She totally got gotched! That ho is gotched mofucker.

by Jesus Deeran December 6, 2005

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