On Lanta

A phrase that means whatever you want it to mean.

Jared:I'm finna bust!!!
Mark:Did you just cum in me!!!
Brandon:On lanta?
Mark:Ye

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lanta

A flying air bison.

The lanta soared across the sky.

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Lanta

An organ somewhere between the lungs and heart that when damaged forces the owner to scream "Ow, my lanta!" or "Oh my lanta"! It has no use, similar to the spleen.

Ow my lanta!

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Lanta

Lanta (verb): To take mylanta in order to stop vomiting or other unpleasant things.

Man, my stomach killing me! I'd better lanta.

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LANTA

LANTA is the name of the bus system in Allentown, PA. While the actual meaning of the acronym remains a mystery, it is best described as Latin Americans Needing Transportation in Allentown

Juan took the LANTA to go hang out at the mall.

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lanta

the god of children's parties.

John: Follow the teachings of Lanta and you wont lose your way.
Heather: And those teachings are?
John: Dont upset the children, balloon animals are easier to make than they seem, and no matter how tempting, dont push the birthday child into the pool.

god lanta oh my lanta

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Your Lanta

Medicine that a young child asks for when their stomach hurts

My tummy hurts daddy, can I have some of Your Lanta?

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