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Daziyon’s saying brutha. On my kids
Daziyon: “ on my kids”
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What Mary said after realizing her babies are DEAD
John: hey! What's up Mary? I.. didn't know you'll come this early.
Mary: Oh hah! I guess I just managed to finish up my job so I can check up on the kids, they're pretty annoying sometimes.
John: Oh hah— uh.. speaking of those... I think they're.. uh.... dead???
Mary: WHAT? MY KIDS!..
The rest is history
Sperm, possibly numbered in the realm of one million or more "kids" who become victims of whores mouths and often die upon contact with air after being ejaculated. See sperm
Oh man! Friday night I shot my kids all over your girlfriends face!
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a phrase usually blurted out during oral sex where receptive partner encourages active partner to swallow the male ejaculate.
Yeah! That's right. Drink my kids!
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You ejaculated all in her mouth an she swallowed the sperm
She swallowed my kids last night famo
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What one says to the person performing fellation on you if you demand that she (or he) swallow your semen- potential children.
Bitch, swallow my kids.
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1.to suck dick or eat pussy and swallow the cum
Girl: shut up fuck boy
Boy: eat my kids
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