on the farm

When a habitual drug user stops for a period of time, and is in withdrawal. (No drugs available on the farm).

Hey, he's shaking and looks awful. You better get him to the hospital!

Na, he's ok. He's just on the farm.

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farmed

When you're trimming your bowl cut, and you accidentally snip a little too much off the ends, and it turns out really uneven in front.

The Illusion: "Oh dude, I totally farmed it right there."

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A Farm

Def. (1:) Where vegetables live.

"What? What are you talking about!?"

"I'm talking about a farm, Lois. You know, where vegetables live."

farmed

Shafting or putting someone in their place

Kid just got fucking farmed!

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Farmed it

To fuck something up.

Joe: How did you do on that calc test?

Greg: Dude I totally farmed it. It was a complete shit show.

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the farm

This is something that can be bet, sold, or transacted in some manner. It is a methaphorical term that is used to describe all of or a majority of one's money or belongings. The actual ammount of money it represents is dependent on a number of factors.

While playing some no limit Texas Hold 'em, I bet the farm and declared "All in"

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the farm

The CIA training ground at Camp Peary, where recruits are trained to become field officers (American Spies). Lots of cool and sneaky skills are taught and practiced there. Also the place where most CIA officers get married.

After I graduated from the farm, I became a Field Officer for the CIA. I then spent 2 years overseas recruiting agents for the CIA. Then I met my wife at a CIA social and we got married at the farm. It was beautiful. Too bad our parents weren't aloud to attend.

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