On the fucking roof

To be very, very happy; ecstatic; overjoyed.

"My girlfriend's arse has healed up, so anal is back on the menu - I'm on the fucking roof!"

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Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox

If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-

"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"