Using a certain celebrities drug of choice, crack.
John is acting crazy and cussing everybody out for no reason. I hope he's not on that Whitney again.
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A beautiful, sophisticated woman. She enjoys respect and cute jestures. Buy her flowers and chocolates and she'll be yours forever. She deserves attention and is generally good at everything. She seems innocent but has a dirty mind. Of course she's gorgeous as she often wins and accomplishes everything. She loves everything and everyone, but don't piss her off or you'll think the world is ending. Normally her hair and eyes are gorgeous and she is one damn fine friend. Enjoy her and give her lots of compliments, she forgives easily, but you should always forgive her too. Love her unconditionally, never lead her on. She has an adventurous soul, appreciate it.
You are lucky if you meet one.
Why is Whitney so gorgeous? I am nothing but jelous.
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A damn fine and beautiful woman that you fall in love with right away, even if you don't believe in love at first sight.
She will, without a doubt, have the most amazing body ever. If you meet a Whitney that doesn't have an amazing body, that bitch changed her name.
A blast to be around, she's the kind of girl you wine and dine or just grab a burger simply because she rocks that damn hard. You can take her out for a night on the town with no spending limits and she'll accept it wonderfully or you can stay in and cook her dinner and she'll love it just as much, if not more. She'll make you laugh at stuff you've never even thought about, she'll blow your mind with how philosophical she can be, and then you'll be cracking up the next minute about how badly the person that just walked by was dressed.
Basically the perfect woman.
Take her home to the parents, take her out with the boys, take her anywhere, but make sure you're the one to take her down the isle if you love her.
Definitely a catch, if you get her, don't you dare let her go because someone will pick her up as soon as she wants another someone.
By no means may she ever be considered a slut, but she'll never run out of guys that want her.
Things to do with your Whitney if you're lucky enough to have one;
Cuddle.
Cuddle.
Cuddle some more.
Just hang out.
Be around her.
Enjoy her presence.
Worship her body.
Cherish every second you spend with her.
To summarize;
She is gorgeous, amazing, beautiful, a blast to be around, perfect and everything you(you being you reading this) don't deserve and if you get her, hold on tight.
Sources:
My girlfriend Whitney is DAMN amazing.
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The greatest person you will ever meet. A Whitney is kind, sweet, and caring. She will do anything for her friends. She has a heart of gold. You can tell her anything and she will give the best advice in the world. She would lay down her life for her best friends. She does anything she can to make someone smile when they are upset. A Whitney is one of the most awesome people you will ever meet. She extremly funny and does her own thing. She is completly and totaly accepting of who she is. Everyone needs a friend like Whitney.
How would we live without Whitney?
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Whitney is the leader in the Johto region in Goldenrod City in Gold/Silver/Crystal and also counting the remakes ( HeartGold/Soulsilver ). Her team consists of Clefairy and Miltank, not to mention her team is fairly easy to defeat as long as you've got Fighting type PokΓ©mon.
Whitney: WAAAAAH!
( Whitney after being defeated by the player )
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A girl that you definitely wanna take home to ma and pa... Amazing girl, that you should never let go!
DAmn... that whitney girl is a keeeeeeeeper!
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She is an amazing and beautiful girl inside and out even if she doesn't see it right now. She's so goofy and crazy in the most good way possible. Everyone loves her and enjoys her company. She can make anything fun really fast. She'll always make the best inside jokes and enjoys playing sports in general.
Girl 1: Wow, I wish I would have a friend like Whitney!
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