on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

Time Until Penis (TOP)

Usually a gaming term, refers to the approximate amount of time from when a software is released until someone figures out how to make something into the game a penis.

Your friend: Hey! I just made a penis in minecraft!
You: Yeah, the Time Until Penis (TOP) for Minecraft was about 4 minutes. Good job.

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Bang Up Time on the Flip Top

Something totally streetwise white guys say to their supervisors at the FFC to confuse them.

Hey Austin! Bang up time on the flip top!

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