on your bike

british slang term politely telling some one to fuck off or when your done talking to someone but they keep talking

kim: your boyfriend is an amazing kisser
isabel: sod off
kim: on your bike

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Get on your bike

To get on one's bike is simply to tell another person to fuck off.

Man1: Oi you wanker you stole my chips!
Man2: Get on your bike you bastard and ride it!

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on your bike mike

Synonym for "Fuck off". Works best if the persons name is Mike.

- "Aye mate can you sling us a ciggie?"
"nah mate"
- "you're a fuckin dog cunt"
"on your bike mike"

Park your Bike

Otherwise refered to as a builders backside - ie bottom exposing itself from the top of your trousers. Somewhere to Park Your Bike.

Hey, park your bike! Jasus, put it away

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hop on your bike

to become serious about something

1. I'm not joking... I;m about to hop on my bike..

2.bring it on! I'm already on my bike!

3. Do you think im kidding? cause im not. hop on your bike and stop acting like a fool

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riding your bike

when a person goes off in la-la land. They sometimes drool, hang thier tounge out and stair into space. if you have long, ugly hair it is especially true.

"Sam, stop riding your bike and pay attention!"

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turn your bike round

To go and have a shit, poo, crap etc

Blimey mate i am touching cloth and have a huge tortoise head i really need to go and turn my bike round, see you in five, or:

Your'e twitching like you need to go and turn your bike round mate

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