One fourth suicidal

In opposition to suicidal, a person who is one fourth suicidal don't want to kill him or herself, just make so much harm to the body, that it can be used as an excuse not to do something.

Person 1: Man, I'm so one fourth suicidal. Tomorrow is my final exam, and I haven't even opened the book yet!

Person 2: Well, jump in front of an electronic car then!