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One in a million means that you stand out in a crowd and you are special
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A god, someone who is above all standards, makes everything look easy and rarely has had a moment in time where a girl was not present in his life
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Kick-ass song from the one and only guns n roses. axl talks bout his childhood when it all was totally fucked up, and by the way, you idiots, when he says niggers, he meant it in a way that people like the NWA say it, not in a derogetory sense, and when he says faggots, hes talkin bout some fuckin paedo who tried to rape him when he was a kid. u shud check it out if you're depressed
Dave:''Dude, you heard 'one in a million'?''
Kurt:'nah man, i just got dumped, then found out i got an STI, so im too depressed to listen to music'
Dave:'well listen to it you idiot n you'll really cheer up'
Kurt:'ok dude'
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Being conceived even though both birth control and a condom were used.
Dude, how did she get pregnant, I fucking used a condom and she used birth control, that's like one in a million.
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A term used to describe a moment where someone does something beyond idiotic. The term is used because it describes the fact that only one sperm out of a million reaches the egg and the fact that this person's sperm just happened to be the one that fertilized it. ie: "One in a million, and you were the one who got in"
Friend decides its a good idea to jump on a trampoline while on a skateboard, then proceeds to slip off and break his leg and arm.
Me: One in a million dude, one in a million.
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The name of the immortal man who lives anonymously throughout the world and who's feces tastes of the most exquisite and delicious taste the receiver has ever tasted. No one knows his whereabouts, his name, or his origin but he's out there... spreading his hot Cleveland steamers of goodness.
It has also been foretold that his warm brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the case of the Malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate dragon from the one in a million was cured of Hypertrichosis... )
If you do in fact see this man or know his whereabouts, please let us know by calling 555.867.5309
in Conversation:
Dan - "Hey Preston, I sure wish I had a log from the one in a million right now."
Preston - "Freakin right man"
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A reply you say when somebody asks you to do something that you do not want to do. Usally it is something that requires hard work or something that you do not want to do. You claim that if you do the favor, a one in a million event that causes harm will happan to you. The event will almost never happan but it is slightly possible. A more polite and more annoying way to say no.
Mike: Hey Josh, did you and George go on that roller coaster.
Josh: We were but George used the One in a Million Clause and claimed that he might fall off and die.
Mike: Well that must of stunk.
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