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something thats supposed to be fun but is actually shit
oliver: hey dude how was online learning
jacob: shit
oliver: i know dude, i know
online learning means IT SUCKS i would rather go to school in person.
Teacher: Online learning!
Students:...
Process of unprepared teachers taking the capitalistic (also lazy) route to provide general knowledge on courses through a Online Textbook, while students cope with their lack of teaching and extreme pressure due to abnormal circumstances, by regurgitation answers they found online into an online software that generates a grade that’s simply passes them through the system.
Jake - online learning is hard man
Tom - yeah dude it is, I feel like I’m in a computer system
Jake - like code?
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School but add in teachers who give you 3 trillion assignments, teachers who dont have a clue how to open a word document, teachers who say "Well you're at home so you have free time all day" when you have to clean your entre house and/or take care of any animals, teachers that give you 3 trillion assignments then complain about grading, teachers who say you can edit a pdf file when you really cant so you waste a week re-typing the 6 page worksheet she has given you in word and then she asks why it was late after you give her a whole dam lecture on how you CANT edit a pdf, teachers who are just plain annoying when they are tired but online, a computer, 80 million zoom links, teachers who dont know how to use zoom, 8 trillion cups of coffee for puling all nighters working on one of the many 20 page papers your teacher expects you to finish in a day, dont forget waking up late, not looking presentable because you woke up just before the zoom meeting, teachers who wont let you eat on a zoom meeting... even though they are having an entire 5 course meal AT A RESTURAUNT, time schedules for the 9 million different zooms you have to be on, eternal pain and suffering, torture, listening to kids talk for 80 years but with lag, the chat blowing up on zoom, hey at least you get sleep JK you will get no sleep from the sheer amount of assignments you get
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I hate Online Learning
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Literally heaven, all your work is already there for you on Google Classroom and you don't need to organize anything. Comfortable chairs, video games and recess, all you can ever ask for.
Person 1: I hate online learning
Person 2: You're a fucking idiot
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the torture we call gaining knowledge but you can sneak snacks in and cheat
Wow Online Learning again this week?