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A form of entertainment where you may sit in front of your technological item and bank (see bank)
Wow, I did the best ONLINE BANKING the other day.
Dude, me and Gibbs were sitting in front of my computer and we started ONLINE BANKING so hard.
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(v.) Taking a dump. Derives from the state of having nothing better to do while on the pot but manage personal finances via the smartphone.
That spicy chicken curry really messed me up. I foresee doing some online banking in my immediate future.
Yeah, I've been meaning to diversify my portfolio by contributing more into my company's 401... Wait, what?
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The result of a spending spree or going out with friends (usually involving alcohol) where you use your debit or credit card without regard to the final bill or tab.
The result of a Splurge.
Friend 1: Hey how was the bar last night?
Friend 2: It got a little out of control, I don't really remember what happened. This morning I check my bank account and when i saw the tab that i paid, I almost fell off my chair.
Friend 1: You are suffering from Online Banking Shock.
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Verb. The act of looking at internet porn and wanking.
“He’s not asleep, he’s online banking”
“Don’t come in I’m online banking”