Shit hole town full of chewing douchebags, who drive lifted trucks or shitty cars. Home of the infamous Levi Satermo.
Barrhead Guy: That douche is from Onoway.
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A small town located in central Alberta. 90% of albertans don't know about it. You usually end up dating a cousin unintentionally due to the fact that we're all related. The potters, bourkes and dales made the town what it is. You either dip or smoke weed. There is always a constant battle between the skids and preps.
You pack a fatty and get bitches? You must be from onoway.
Onoway probs is an actual hashtag due to the fact that it is used so much.
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Onoway is a small town somewhere in Alberta, a trashy canadian province. We have 3 churches and everything is horribly overpriced. Our highschool OJSH is a wreck and the kids here think they're more important than they are. Filled with queer kids, stoners, alcoholics, wannabe cowboys, and pedophiles.
"Hey, you ever heard of onoway?"
"No, where is that?"
"Nevermind."