Opening Dracula's Coffin

Another word for farting.

Pesron A - 'Yuk whats that smell?....God, it smells like someone has just opened dracula's coffin!'

Person B - Yeah sorry mate, it was me, I farted.

OR

Person A- 'Uh oh guys I'm opening dracula's coffin!'

Open Dracula's coffin

An act involving a protracted creaking noise, accompanied by an ungodly stench.

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