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Def 1: "Tim" a.k.a. all knowing
Def 2: one who can say "I knew that" or begin sentences with "actually..."
Def 3: One who knows about everything, but can't recall how the know it to be the truth.
person: "hey Tim, can you"
(abrupt interruption)
Tim: "yeah person, if you're using version 8.6 and install the SDK enhancement tools"
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A software company known for their database system with the same name. Also known as One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.
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A synonym for the interwebs, especially when used to seek very specific information for the purpose of settling an argument, wager, or simply to satisfy the randomly curious mind.
The Oracle is rarely consulted within the confines of a sketch pad, such as a crack house.
person a: 'When did George W. Bush get busted for cocaine possession?'
person b: 'I don't know - let's ask The Oracle!'
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A piece of shit database server programmed to stop a software developer in their tracks at every turn.
My software was working fine everywhere else, but then Oracle came in and fucked up my day!
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A divine or an especially authoritative revelation (or the person who delivers it), often an ambiguous or enigmatic utterance spoken through a medium in a trance state.
An oracle was a person or agency considered to be a source of wise counsel or prophetic opinion, predictions or precognition of the future, inspired by the gods. As such it is a form of divination.
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A cat named Buttercup that resides in an Atlantic Canadian home.
The Oracle was angered by our behaviour.
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A Hip-Hop artist out of the Entertainment capital of the world, Las Vegas, who is part of the record label Blood Bought Entertainment. You can check him out at www.bloodboughtent.com or myspace.com/theoraacle702
This cat is SIKK wit it!!
an ORACLE is someone who foretells the future; someone who has a deeper insight on whats to come than most people.
Did you see Oracle rip that show last night???
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