Orange Cove- a land-locked town in Central California where the customary greeting is a vato nod accompanied by a 'wus up essay'. Failure to complete this greeting ritual will result in the outsider being put to death immediately via an official shooting. Well known for their scenic orange groves, and impressive, record high crime rate.
Wait, did you say you're going to Orange Cove? Why?
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