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Oregon Haywater

The blood of Gigachads. Used by Zeus when naming his babies to give inspiration. Possibly held in the hands of Phil Swift, the creator of the foodstuffs of Jesus himself. Used in the plastic surgeries of Kylie Jenner.

Jack: Wow, I haven't heard of Oregon Haywater. Grampa, mind telling me about it?
Earl: Jack, my boy, it all begins with the foodstuffs of Jesus...

by fakescientist8000 September 12, 2021