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Oriental Express

When a guy prevents himself from shitting, at least 2-3 days and then unleashes a turd that resembles a large garden snake. This brown anaconda then is fished out of the toilet and frozen in a freezer. When the time is right you take out this frozen shit stick and ram in to your loved ones meat curtain until it turns into peanut butter.

After I gave my girl the oriental express, I spit on her twat and had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

by CBD1972 November 20, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


orient express

The number 7 subway train in New York City. Called this due to its large number of asian passengers.

Lets take the orient express!

by fck the only thing left is you! May 1, 2003

37๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Orient Express

When a group (minimum of 5) of Asian men or combination of men and women (wearing strap ons) form a straight line (front-to-back) resembling a train and then engage in vaginal or anal sex with the person in front of them.

Tom: Hey where's Megan at? I thought she was joining us for dinner?
Louis: No, Asian Mike invited her over to his place tonight. She's going to be the "locomotive" in their Orient Express sex train tonight.
Tom: Well that makes sense...she's got a great caboose!!!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021


Orient Express

To toss a large amount of salt in ones eye to try and temporaryly blind them.

Man I can't believe he just gave me an Orient Express..I can't see shit!!

by Charlie Malo June 9, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Orient Express

A word describing a lot of cocaine use, usually at least 12 lines in row. Comes from the length of railway ie โ€œrailsโ€ the Orient Express traverses.

Jack : Man I was so fucked up last night.
Jill: why?
Jack. I was railing it like the Orient Express

by Meesofat June 9, 2019


Orient Express

When you are pulling a train of entirely Asian guys. Or in layman terms an Asian gang bang.

Few adult features highlight The Orient Express.

by CptnBlood November 7, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Murder on the Orient Express

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse during a period of menstruation.

I can't tonight, it'd be Murder on the Orient Express

by steveysham January 19, 2011