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v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.
n. One who partakes in the above act
(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."
(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."
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The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him.
Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch
Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH
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n. the unconcious girl who just woke up and realizes you are fucking her
I found this girl on the street, and things were going well for a while, but damn she went Oscar the Grouch on me. So I shoved her ass in a trashcan.
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The coolest Sesame Street character because he has an attitude problem.
Oscar the Grouch: Get the fuck away from mah trashcan befo' I bust a cap in yo' ass!
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A homeless puppet that is always having a nicotine withdrawal.
Kid: Why are you so mean, Oscar?
Oscar the Grouch: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
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(ADJ.) desribing someone who is cranky or upset. They are acting like they slept in a garbage can all night
Kristina was acting like an oscar the grouch when she said hi this morning.
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Possibly the most loved of alllllllll Sesame Street Characters. He lives in a trash can and even injects straight heroin into his arms that he gets from his supplier, commonly called "Big Bird". He is so grouchy for a number of reasons.
"Hey you got the stuffs Big Bird?"
Not for you you cheap ass.
"Why not? You can't cut the cord so fast! Give me it!"
*"Big Bird" pulls out .45, shoots Grouch in head*
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