Osco Syndrome

Main Entry: osco·syndrome
Function: noun
1 : a condition characterized by brief attacks of feeling the sudden urge to poo, often occurring with visits to exciting places such as Osco Drug, or a highly anticipated concert.

Oh my God! I'm so excited, I want to buy everything in sight! That entire wall of cosmetics is totally giving me Osco Syndrome. Do they have a can here?

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