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Ostrich is the new way the funny Russian Spyware ifunny censors the word retard
Deez nuts: That nicker avocado thing is a complete utter ostrich.
Davy jones: What do you mean by ostrich.
Deez nuts: The fuck the noonot ifunny
are censoring re33tard now
Can't have shit in ifunny.
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Big ass man-pigeon. Will run 60mph with your car if you throw a pen at it. It's body will face this way but it's head will be fixed on you.
"I don't like ostriches, man."
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It is the equivalent of the game. Which game you may ask? The one you just lost.
Person 1 talks with Person 2
Person 1: Oh, did you hear about so and so?
Person 2: No, what's going on?
Person 3 barges in
Person 3: OSTRICH!
Person 3 runs away
Person 1 and 2: DAMMIT. I LOST
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(n); 1. a wild bird considered to be the most majestic of all creatures, holding the undisputed uppermost position on the food chain. ostriches are carnivorous birds of prey, feeding on tigers. Although their hunting methods are still mostly a mystery, it is rumored that ostriches will pierce "cocky" tigers' hearts with their tungsten beaks. A male ostrich needs to consume approximately 74 tigers per year to maintain strength.
2. (v); used to describe action of a person of unparalleled strength or cunning
Synonyms; chuck norris, ninja bird, angel of death, one-bird-army, ass kicker, stealth bomber
Antonyms; weak, dumb, ugly, useless
"The ostrich dove from the tree and impaled the tiger"
"Wow that guy just ostriched 74 thugs by himself!"
"Anderson Silva is an ostrich of a fighter"
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Ostrich is london slang for a life sentence in prison.
"What was the sentence bro?"
"He got an ostrich man"
"...fuck"
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A female who has extra thick full bush(pubic hair) as well as long lips (labia) that hang down past the bush.
“I don’t know why Katrina is talking about Heidi’s Pussy lips when Katrina has a full blown “Ostrich”.
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to hide away, the equivalent to an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.
Dude, I've had a rough day I think I'm just gonna ostrich for awhile.
Oh man, how embarrassing! I just need to ostrich until she forgets about that!
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