Outback Bowl

(noun) 1. A college football bowl game played on New Year’s Day, sponsored by the Outback restaurant chain. 2. American slang for a bedpan, and in certain regions of the Pacific Northwest it has come to refer to a toilet.

Jesco loves watching the Outback Bowl each New Year’s Day so much that he sits on one while watching it so that he doesn’t have to miss a single minute of it.