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The over easy is a sex positing in where the man shits into an oiled pan and fries it like an over easy egg he then serves it on a plate to the woman who then shoves it into her anus and they have anal sex
Me and the mrs had an Over Easy last night
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you are doing a chick from behind, and just before you blow it you wind right up and crank her in the head with a cast iron pan...rendering her unconscious. then she can be flipped over easily and blasted with your wad of hate paste.
when she came to, she wished she'd never agreed to the Over Easy.
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penis under balls same as beans over frank
i call this one eggs over easy
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when a girl is 'easy to get'. her legs are easily put over the guy, in a term of sex.
Hey, are your legs over easy? Or are you gonna make him wait this time?
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What happens when you drop a nuke on a country full of weebs
America made a Japan-Over-Easy
When you put a stove burner on low and place either your partner's rear or back on top of it while it warms up. Try to make them orgasm before they become horridly burned. Your partner may not use their hands to please themselves. Bondage is optional. Do not use a gag.
For an intense game, use the point system below to contest with your partner.
1 point- Oral ( including vaginal penetration via tongue)
2 points- Rimjob or Vaginal (Excluding vaginal penetration via tongue)
3 points- Anal fucking (Use of fingers, sex toys, etc)
If you fail to reach a projected goal in a set time, (Maximum time limit being 30 mins, and the minimum being 10) then you must switch with your partner and increase the temperature by a small increment (If the dial increases by multiples of 1, turn the dial up 1 notch); save that they aren't in need of hospital care. If you reach your goal, switch with your partner; do not change the temperature. If your partner reaches their goal, the one with the quickest record may command the loser with any sexual or non-sexual demand.
Dude, I just played Sex Over Easy with Martha last night, and her ass became darker than Darth Vader's suit!
when a girl is 'easy to get'. her legs are easily put over the guy, in a term of sex.
Hey, are your legs over easy? Or are you gonna make him wait this time?
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