Over I's

When people use I when it is supposed to be me. Some people think it sounds more proper to misspeak with an I.

My buddy is a moron with grammar and over I's all the time.

Andrew: Will you let her and I know when you are finished?

Me: No nimrod, I won't let you know anything until you read a 5th grade grammar book. You can read, correct?

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Voice Over I Pee

Talking on the phone while you're in the bathroom.

A play on words on "Voice Over IP", a technology that allows voice conversations via the internet or internet-based networks.

- "OK, hold on. This is gonna be Voice Over I Pee"
- "Gross, dude. I'll call you later."

"This is the works. You're now on Voice Over I Pee. AND I'm getting a blumpkin"

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When I fall over, I jump over

A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.

Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground

The moment Anakin Skywalker made the worst decision in his fucking life.

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground.

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

it’s over anakin, i have the high ground

The scene in star wars where anakin is defeated by obi wan

*swoosh*
Anakin is floating on lava

Obi Wan: It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!

Anakin angry: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

*fight continues*

Obi Wan proceeds to leave Anakin in ashes

Darth Sidious (a.k.a. Palpatine) approaches

Emperor Palpatine: He’s still alive

Anakin is carried away