Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

Over-roast

When you roast someone so hard that even you get burned in the process

Alice : Honestly your full of it Jeff
Jeff : The only thing your full of is shit
Matt : OVER-ROAST