A person that goes to school to spy on the children their and act like he is one of them
They are the biggest NPC known to mankind, they have a code where they have to pay for food as a daily subscription fee to the friend group they are spying on, this however is funded by the UK government
"OMG look at that person over there, they are such an Owais Patel."
"What an NPC there such an Owais Patel"