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A sexual act or photographic pose that involves the participant writing a large W on each butt cheek, and spreading them so that it spells the Owen Wilson catchphrase "WoW"
She sent me some great pics last night, look at this Owen Wilson
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A blonde middle aged man famous for two things: Lightning McQueen and his one hell of a nose!!
“Wow...” Said Owen Wilson as he contemplated his existence.
The Owen Wilson is a celebrity inspired sexual position, doable by any number of people or genders. It requires one person to be kneeling on the ground in a blow job position, while the other person inserts an ass-to-ass dildo within their rectum. With the remaining length of the dildo, the person then spins around and slaps the kneeling individual, then jams the dildo through their eye.
This is also known as the Brazilian Wax Attack or the "Anal-Eyeball-Rape."
Joe-Beth: Did you hear!? Did you hear?!
Papi: No, what Joe-Beth?
Joe-Beth: Father Thomas was excommunicated for pulling an Owen Wilson on three choir boys...
Papi: Mary, Jesus and Joseph! I hope you didn't wax them afterwards...
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the wilson brother who starred in movies such as 'Wedding Crashers' and 'Meet the Parents.'
the actor with the screwed up nose whose brother is Luke Wilson
Owen Wilson has a jopa.
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To be owned in the ass twice as hard as regular ownage. To be Owen Wilsoned is an honor.
Did you see that guy get murked for an Owen Wilsoned? I sure did and it was hella tight bro; I mean who sees someone gets Owen Wilsoned that hard?
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The funnier, more broad ranging Wilson brother. Makes alot of movies with Ben Stiller; often co-writes, and acts in movies directed by Wes Anderson. See Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, and his nose.
Owen Wilson was good, but not nearly as good as Bill Murray in "The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou"; but wow has Bill aged.
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Triple unsuccessful suicide attempt is called pulling an Owen Wilson
Luke: My brother was unsuccessful for a third time commit suicide.
Vince:So he pulled an Owen Wilson
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