Oxford, NY

A town near Binghamton, NY where all the scumbags live. Everyone is on a different drug and no one brushes their teeth. The only choices of food are Hoppies and pizza. If you go to the Dollar General, you'll most likely meet a few crackheads.

"Hey Nicole, you're goin' to Oxford, NY? Make sure you don't step on a crack pipe!"

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Oxford, NY

6/10. Low key mid. The best part is hoppies and the Spanish teachers. None of the guys are hot.

Girl no1.: hey ur really hot and smexy. R u from Oxford, NY?

Hot, smexy guy: nah.(Rosa parks, 1951) no guy in Oxford is hot. The girls are all tens tho.

Oxford NY

Oxford is a terrible place to live unless you're on drugs. there is a drug house on every block. everyone is either on drugs or a theater kid.

person 1: are you on drugs?

person 2: no just a theater kid in Oxford Ny