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An Oxymoron is two words, or a compound word, with contradictory definitions. The most commonly-used example of an oxymoron is 'jumbo shrimp,' as a shrimp is small by definition and therefore cannot be jumbo.
More oxymorons:
Government ethics
Friendly fire
Pretty ugly
United Nations
Hamburger
Urban Dictionary
Holy war
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Usually two words that contradict each other.
'Microsoft Works'
'Military intelligence'
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The act of becoming moronic due to the overuse and abuse of oxycontin.
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A person who is addicted to oxycontin, therefore making them a retard.
Person 1: Hey man, you talked to Levi lately?
Person 2: No man, I heard he's a real oxymoron.
Person 1: So that's why he keeps ducking me for money.
Person 2: That fat fuck...
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An idiotic, slow and inept person who also uses way too much Oxycontin/Oxycodone. What is important to stress is that they would be a moron even without the Oxycontin/Oxycodone, but they're also a pillhead.
"Dang, where is Keith? He was supposed to meet us down at the lake an hour ago."
"Oh he's an Oxymoron... He went the wrong way... and smoked a month worth of 20's."
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a combination of contradictory or incongruous words
AntiFA - is an oxymoron as it uses fascism to fight fascism
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A moron that is out of breath.
GAH DUURRR I CANT BREATH! *sigh*
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