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If you need help, he is always there. He will make you laugh and always put a smile on your face.
No matter what you do, or how you act, he will always love you. Prepare to be jealous when another girl starts to fall for him, because he is charming like that. But if he is committed to you, he will stay by your side forever.
No one knows you like he does, because he will take the time to know you. To ask questions. To care about you.
Be regretful when he is gone, because there will never be another guy like him. Ever.
He won't judge, or jump to conclusions, but he is human and will get defensive just like anyone else.
He is an amazing, loyal, energetic friend and lover.
He has the best taste in music.
Jimmy: So you going to Warped Tour this year?
Timmy: Hell yeah, man! I'm taking Ozzy!
Or:
Jill: OMG! Who is THAT? He's so AWESOME!
Tammy: That's Ozzy...
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Ozzy (also known Osmosis Jones) is a white blood cell. Ozzy hangs out with Drix, a cold pill. Together, Ozzy and Drix fight viruses inside of Frank's body in the movie, Osmosis Jones. In the show, Ozzy and Drix, Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever got sucked inside of a mosquito. Then Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever went to Hector when Hector got sucked by the mosquito and Hector killed the mosquito. Then Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever entered Hector's body. Ozzy and Drix defeated Scarlett Fever. Then Ozzy and Drix have adventures killing viruses and bacteria and other stuff.
Ozzy (white blood cell): You're cornered, Scarlett Fever!
Drix (cold pill): Yeah!
Scarlett Fever: You can't stop me!
Mosquito: *inserts straw.
*sucking noises begin.
*Ozzy, Drix, and Scarlett Fever gets sucked into the mosquito, leaving Frank's adult body.
*Mosquito flies to Hector the kid's body.
*Mosquito sucks Hector's blood.
*Hector kills the mosquito.
*Scarlett Fever sneaks into Hector's body.
Maria amino (white blood cell): We got to rescue them.
A team of cells take Ozzy and Drix inside of Hector's body.
*Ozzy and Drix defeats Scarlett Fever.
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spag who runs like a fat man running home for a maccie breakfast mmmmm wouldn't you like a maccies right now I would love a maccies there are a lotof good things about ozzy one of his hidden talents is he can outpace any yout especially brad I am sorry for calling you fat safe
ozzy pace man is extremely fast like usan blt
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the conductor of the crazy train.
all aboard the crazy train.
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Greatest singer in the history of metal. Former lead vocalist of Black Sabbath, but also one hell of a great solo artist. Indestructable- You cannot kill this man. See immortal. Recently, he aquirred a new following of stupid pre-teen fans who couldn't name an Ozzy Osbourne song to save a life. This army of shit-eating children was brought on by the commencement of his television show, The Osbournes which is really more about his bitchy children than himself. Also see God.
"Ozzy is the godfather of heavy metal, and rocks more than any other band could ever hope to rock."
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John 'Ozzy' Osbourne -
--1. Prince Of Darkness
--2. Black Sabbath Lead Vocals
--3. Everyone's Favorite Druggie
Ozzy osbourne is known widely for snorting ants, and biting the heads off of doves and a bat, and trying to kill his wife, Sharon, multiple times. This man is one of the most widely known celeberty.
"Of All The Things I've Lost, I Miss My Mind The Most."
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