PTA

when you're 4 hours late for this goddamn bullshit and have to take a fast shower.
P-pits
T-tits
A-ass

THIS SHOWER HAS TO BE PTA

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PTA

Parent Teacher Association; a great organization!

"Three letters that make the world a better place."
"S-e-x?"
"No, PTA."

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PTA

An abbreviation of "pits, tits, ass"

Fuck! We're 4 hours late for this goddamn bullshit! The shower is gonna have to be PTA!

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PTA

PTA typically stands for "Parent teacher association". They help plan school activities. If you can't remember this or what they do, try "(P)arents (T)hat (A)re Bored"

Mom: Hey daughter! Instead of getting a job and being actually useful to my family, I'm going to not supply any income and join the PTA so I can pretend I'm actually doing something with my life!
Daughter: *kills self*

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PTA

Parent
Teacher
Association

They typically write out field trips and after school "activities". Normally infested with soccer moms and parents with no lives outside of their children

My mom went to the PTA meeting today, came home dead inside.

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PTA

The acronym for a quick shower, where someone only washes their Pits, Tits, and Ass(hence the letters in the acronym, hurff durff).

Girl1: Jenny looks like she hasn't showered in days!
Girl2: Ohh No she did a PTA this morning!

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PTA

An acronym for Part-time Asshole. Someone who is generally a good human being, but outspoken in their defence of infringements of common decency or moderation. They will go on the attack (metaphorically) online and in real life to defend their friends, family, animals and even strangers. They speak out and fight against human ills such as discrimination, oppression, cruelty, trolling etc.

Matt: Aren't you going to delete Ash's comments from your post? They're outrageous!
Helen: Nah, it's cool, those guys were being really mean to me and Ash is a great guy and only a PTA.

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