P Diddy

Someone who can't decide what his name is.

Puff Daddy? Sean "Puffy" Combs? P. Diddy? PICK A NAME

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P Diddy

A useless big-lipped tongue rolling bigot that makes a lot of money. Has his own clothing line and likes to wear fur coats.

P.Diddy was admitted to a hospital yesterday after a bee stung his already enormous, ugly, and unsightly lips.

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P Diddy

A man no better then the group Mini Vanilli that "lives off of" and copies everyone elses music because he cant write his own.

Person 1: Dude you hear P Diddy's new song?

Person 2: Whos song?

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P Diddy

possessor of fishlips and butcherer of good songs

he should have faded into obscurity like the backstreet boys or bubba sparx

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P Diddy

Another name for menstruation.

I finally got my P Diddy today.
I was going to have some fun this weekend, but the "Rapper paid a visit."

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P Diddy

Rapper/entrepenuer who encouraged people to vote in the 2004 election between John Kerry and George W. Bush using the slogan 'vote or die.'

Shit, I have to go vote or P Diddy will stab me while I sleep.

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P Diddy

What Kesha feels like in the morning. :

"wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy. I got my glasses im out the door, I'm gunna hit this city."

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