pasta fuck

When you stick your dick into frog eggs annd then fuck your girl

"Honey i'll be right back".... *sticks it in* ...."oh baby im so wet!" Pasta fuck works everytime

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Pizza Pasta Fuck

You know what? I don’t know. I actually don’t know what the fuck this is. I am completely at a loss for words. I literally heard this once outside a deli and I’ve been contemplating it since. Do you know what it is? I don’t. Fuck off.

Man from the deli: I GOT THE PIZZA PASTA FUCK.