PB and Wank

When someone carefully inserts their yardstick penis into a jar of Peanut Butter and begins to hump it back and forth.

"When I get home, Im gonna do a good PB and Wank"

PBS and wank

An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."

My man Dio ain't got no job and ain't got no girl. So that fool has to PBS and wank this Friday.

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