PBDAF scale

A ranking system used to analyze the douchiness of a person. PBDAF stands for:

P: Prick (lowest level)
B: Bastard
D: Douchebag
A: Asshole
F: Fucker (highest level)

Reading a bunch of Twitter posts from pretentious, entitled, clueless college students earns them the grade A in the PBDAF scale