Small, tiny, rubbish, not very good.
How come you all get a massive steak and I've been left with the peenar one just because I was five minutes late.
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A peenar is smelly sausage between your legs.
They usually come on males, but nowadays, who knows.
Peenars can gets soft, hards, and wet.
Me:I reached under the covers to scratch my peenar in the dark, but then i felts something unusually hairys. Turns out, i was scratchings evil ballsack of... the creature.
The creature: I will eats your peenar now.
Me: Noooooo!
Peenar(s)
An Ice breaker used in uncomfortable situations.
Me: Peenar Squeenar.
Them: what does that even mean?
Me: Wanna know what Peenar Squeenar means?
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