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Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.
"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"
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For girls- a pair of pants, that when you sit down, bend at the zipper area making the illusion of a penis bulge.
me: mom these jeans fucking suck!
mom: no they don't they're cute.
me: no mom look at this, they're PENIS PANTS!
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Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.
Often occurs while sitting down.
Girl: Uck, I can't stand these jeans, they always give me a pants penis when I sit down!
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the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.
Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.
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The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.
Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.
Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.
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Glance pants penis wenis is when you are feeling horny or happy
I feel very glance pants penis wenis
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The term you use in an awkward situation
boy: wanna go on a date?
girl: i have AIDS
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boy i'd rather have a penis in my pants
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