Percher

A man whose penis is not long enough to hang past his scrotum. Therefor the penis "perches" on the testicles.

The term was coined in Ventura, CA
but since has spread to parts of Nevada and Minnesota

Mike is a percher

or

Damn... Mike is Perchin' his face off right now.

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Percher

A fart, that after attempting to hold in, escapes in a loud, violent, foul-smelling burst.

"Ma, I tried to hold it, but it was a percher!"

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Percher

Someone who lightly puts their hat high atop their head, most often in a crooked fashion.

This gives the resemblance of a bird which has just perched atop their head by mistake and has gone unnoticed to them.

Look at that group of perchers, dont they know thats not how to where a hat, or our their heads really just too big to fit?

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Percher

1. A crazy person
2. Suffers from a form of obsession
3. Blind of the truth

Those fucking perchers are insane. Can they not see what he's really like those obsessive freaks?!