perpetually hangry

When you have the munchies so bad you start to get hangry, but never get full from eating, which fuels your hangriness even more

Karl: I have the munchies so bad, I’m perpetually hangry.

Sebastian: you good bro?

Karl: no I’m not good. I’ve eaten half the charcuterie board, a bag of pretzels, and 4 slices of pizza. I’m about to order more. I can’t get full and I’m about to fight the girls hoarding the rest of the food.

Sebastian: calm dow…

Karl: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IM PERPETUALLY HANGRY

(Based on real events)