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An act that requires input other than telekinesis. Often over used in common conversation, as with literally. Like saying a "round circle", duh, are there circles other than round ones.`
HME (Home-making engineer): "Look at this, now I have to physically mop this shit up"
IHTTWS (Irritated husband trying to watch sport): "Oh that's too bad, does the mop not accept mental commands?"
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The most important thing in the world.
To anyone who claims that physics is ugly, irrelevent, or that the world would be better off without it, who do you think invented the silicon chip? An arts student?
Without physics, you would not be reading urban dictionary online.
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Without physics humans could fly, but, alas, we are all its bitches
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'da greatest of 'da sciences, 'yo! dis here discipline lets you look up mother nature's skirt and damn, if it aint all crazy up in there. 'ya feel me bra?
and all you haters gonna tell me that physics is boring, physics sucks...well it just aint so. don't judge physics by your high school physics class where your teacher was probably some old white guy who mumbled at the board. open up your eyes and look around you -- physics gives you the tools to examine the world and understand how things work. we might as well apply that to social structures & change things for the better. physics=power, 'yo. study it.
guuurl! you do physics? damn, now aint that sexy!
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1. Best Science; why? Because
Some one else on here posted a problem saying
A guy on a farm hears an explosion 2000m away; he hears it 2.67 seconds after the explosion. What season is it?
Answer - He is on the freaking surface of the sun because the only way he can hear a sound 2.67 seconds after its occurance at a distance of 2000m would be if the sound was travelling through air that was heated to 1122 degrees celcius.
The problem clearly says he heard the sound meaning it has to be going through the medium in which he is located; which is air; unless hes underwater, but it says he is on a farm thus he cannot be underwater. Soooo epic phail, learn more physicks.
I wanted to be cool so I posted a physics problem on UD; too bad im so stupid idk what physics is so any muon can clearly disprove me.
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The answer to all problems and non-problems
"It's physics, bitch!"
(n.) a fundamental form of science, the workings of which are indistinguishable from magic to students of music, journalism, and political science
I have no idea why that Immanuel Kant book fell when I pushed it off my desk. It must just be physics.
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