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Pilot

An individual who possesses a higher mindset. One of the very few on earth that are given the great duty of carrying out what humans 1,000 years ago dreamt of doing.

Pilots are usually thought of in the wrong ways. First off, they are in no way overpayed, many earn an average of $20K per year and work slave hours with lack of sleep. They are also not "glorified bus drivers". I don't know about you, but the last time I checked, buses don't run on million dollar turbine engines, travel at the speed of sound, or have the ability to reach the edge of the atmosphere.

To become a pilot you must have the "right stuff" and a pure passion for what you do, you should never be in it for the money or the fabled women you get.

Aviation is something that runs in me and many others. We pilots can't describe why or how we feel when we fly, but we sure as hell love what we do.

by auriga astra August 3, 2011

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Pilot

the first episode of a television series which is known as pilot because the show is metaphorically "taking off".

Amber: "Did you watch the pilot episode of Gossip Girl?"
Jessica: "Yeah! It was great I can't wait to see next week's episode!"

by Hiijenny July 12, 2008

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Pilot

Skilled, highly trained person that can fly an aircraft safely and efficiently. Usually good looking. Contrary to some mis-informed opinions they are hard working, meticulous individuals that have a stressful job. UNLIKE the example above.

I think American Airlines knocked back the guy above "Sir you need to be EDUCATED" ha ha

by Iain Fowler July 17, 2004

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Pilot

(n.)/(v.)/(adj.)

The act of being a pilot, piloteering, being a general pilot.

Pretty much just an extremely awesome person, usually one or two in a group, they can fly solo, or fly with another pilot. Pilots are NEVER wingmen, Wingmen are usually Co-Pilots.

Jane: Denise, Did you see that guy!,

Denise: I KNOW HES SUCH A PILOT

Hey, do you remeber those guys Costa and Steve, Such Pilots.

HEY WHEN YOU GUYS ARE DONE "PILOTEERING" WHY DONT YOU COME OVER HERE AND INDUCT ME INTO THE MILE HIGH CLUB!

by Stevethegreek February 3, 2011

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Pilot

1: The Operator of an Airborne Vehicle such as an Aircraft, Helicopter, Gyrocopter or Glider.

2: Someone under instruction of a Pilot with the intent to learn to operate an airborne Vehicle

3: The First episode of a TV series

1: We are waiting for the Pilot to finish the Takeoff checks before we take off

2: I want to be a Pilot

3: Did you catch the Pilot episode of Stargate Atlantis?

by TrentH April 29, 2005

71๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pilot

The perfect boyfriend a girl could want. He is dreamy, cute, and really funny. He comforts you when you are feeling down and he makes sure your okay.

Boy: are you okay?
Girl: Yeah I'm fine, thanks Pilot

by _Bellpepper_ January 29, 2017

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Pilot

An underpaid, underappreciated, and overconfident individual who has the inability to spell and write proficiently. Any person (regardless of intelligence level) can be a pilot, as long as he/she possesses good memorization skills and good hand-eye coordination. Individual spends thousands of dollars on flight training and university costs to achieve the life of: airline bankruptcies and furloughs, pay reductions, the potential loss of their medical certificates leading to the loss of a job/financial income, significant debt, lack of employment, and consistent scrutiny from the media and comedy figures. Usually retires overweight and dies early. Also see: Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University and Riddle Vision.

"Hey baby, I'm a pilot... wanna make out?"

by Flight Team [mofo] December 28, 2005

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